I drove it like I hated it. Yes, I made your 2010 Camaro my little beyotch! And with this, comes my open apology. Please accept it.
My inner monologue was “tee hee hee” as I was handed the keys. I put your Camaro through it’s paces even though I stalled the first time like I had a learner’s permit. With 425 horsepower, I quickly vaporized your sticky 255-section rear tires. I was fortunate to have a 19 mile leg to Augie’s Pizza with Agustina, Dori and Angi as my passengers.
Some old lady was going 90 in the HOV lane which 
really crimped my style. I flicked the brights several times and she finally got the hint. Then, I put it down. The speedometer swung right as if it were a tachometer. I was ready to just turn around hands in the air and cuff up if I got pulled over. I ripped the hubcaps off of a brand new Bentley with temporary tags. I was told I almost clipped an Altima. Deny. Deny. Deny.
Then we finally arrived at our pizza destination. Your On Star is too good. I intentionally overshot Augie’s so I 
could screel donuts in the parking lot next door. See above right picture.
So now I know what an aircraft carrier smells like when a plane lands. Thanks Chevrolet. And send me the bill. ~Mike
March 30, 2010 at 10:04 pm |
And if you want to see Mike in his post Camaro run interview…you can watch it on this video.
March 30, 2010 at 8:01 pm |
Mikey, I felt that camaro power and couldn’t describe the feeling! Well done Chevy