So, what are the odds?


Played Lotto today.  Saw it was sumpteen million bucks so I snagged a ticket. Got home and wondered what the odds are.  So I did a reality check. Found a nifty little program that told me my odds are 1 in 13,983,716. Hmmm.  So I snooped around and here how the odds stack up with other stuff.

My chances of climbing Mt. Everest: 1 in 50,000,000. Feeling pretty good about my ticket. But I also have a 4% chance of never making it home alive. It looks up from here on out!

Odds of me becoming a billionaire: 1 in 1,000,000.

Odds of me getting a hole in one: 1 in 10,000.

Odds of being struck by lightning:  1 in 500,000. But 4/5th’s of the time I will live.

Odds of me being monched on by a shark: 1 in 10,000,000.

Odds of a squirrel stealing my keys: unknown.

Odds that I will slip in the shower and die. 1 in 2,332.

Odds that I will die via parts falling off an airplane:  1 in 10,000,000.

And that’s where I cut this  short. If some Boeing turboprop doohickey has a greater chance of striking me dead than I have of striking it rich playing Lotto, I’m out.  Until next week. ~Mike

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9 Responses to “So, what are the odds?”

  1. mobikeith Says:

    I lived next to Logan International Airport in Boston for many yrs. The odds of coming out and seeing a Boeing engine on the hood of yr car were nearly weekly.

    They make excellent hottubs.

  2. Elvis Says:

    another great post Mike!

  3. Jan Idelman Says:

    Am I reading the odds of the shower slip-and-fall correctly? Don’t like those! Love the blog, though!

  4. Everett Guerny Says:

    The odds of capturing your fall in the shower in such an aesthetically pleasing photo have to be up there with climbing Everest.

  5. Beer Drinker Says:

    So did you win Lotto? I played today too, but have no idea.

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