Introducing…Fivesquare!


For those of you who think that Foursquare didn’t divulge enough personal and intimate information, we introduce Fivesquare and the revolutionary Fivesquare Plus!

For just $2.99, Fivesquare, a uni-sex app,  will tell all your followers what type of underwear you’re wearing! Whitey tighties, boxers, briefs, thongs,  bloomers, hipsters, boyshorts, big ol’ Grandma Moses- the list is nearly endless!

And now for just a dollar more Fivesquare Plus Men and Fivesqaure Plus Women!  Fivesquare Men  let’s people know if you’re hanging to the right, left, or even if you’re going commando! For Fivesquare plus ladies version it even Tweets up if your “monthly friend” is here.

As an added bonus and for your convenience, both Fivesquare and Fivesquare Plus Tweet your location and vitals by default.  That’s right, pings and Tweeting are on!  You just check in and Fivesquare and Fivesquare Plus do the rest!

Please let me know what you think of this revolutionary new idea in Geo-location.  After this brief survey, we’ll be available on iTunes.  Thank you all for your input. This one’s been a long time coming. ~Mike

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14 Responses to “Introducing…Fivesquare!”

  1. Angel Says:

    I think the cooled seats will be great for going commando in the summer. *sigh* No more sticking to the leg syndrome. sign me up

  2. vicequeenmaria Says:

    Let’s take this next level! How about an app that measures the temperature of the scrotum?

    • Mike LaMonica Says:

      We currently have a patent pending on something similar to that. Our Beta testers keep measuring right after they go swimming in the ocean (shrinkage), so we keep getting false readings. Will keep you advised. ~Mike

  3. Alex Vitale Says:

    Too funny! And going Commando is over-rated. Very uncomfortable.

  4. mmwine Says:

    Man – I guess we should start wearing underwear .. 🙂

  5. Craig Says:

    Absolutely hysterical and I just downloaded it 🙂

  6. Jeannette Says:

    ROTFLMAO!!! Love it Mike!! I for one, don’t care for foursquare and would live in fear of fivesquare. Makes me glad I don’t have a smartphone, no temptation, LOL!

  7. Jewel Says:

    you really need help. i like you though! 🙂

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