For those of you who think that Foursquare didn’t divulge enough personal and intimate information, we introduce Fivesquare and the revolutionary Fivesquare Plus!
For just $2.99, Fivesquare, a uni-sex app, will tell all your followers what type of underwear you’re wearing! Whitey tighties, boxers, briefs, thongs, bloomers, hipsters, boyshorts, big ol’ Grandma Moses- the list is nearly endless!
And now for just a dollar more Fivesquare Plus Men and Fivesqaure Plus Women! Fivesquare Men let’s people know if you’re hanging to the right, left, or even if you’re going commando! For Fivesquare plus ladies version it even 
Tweets up if your “monthly friend” is here.
As an added bonus and for your convenience, both Fivesquare and Fivesquare Plus Tweet your location and vitals
by default. That’s right, pings and Tweeting are on! You just check in and Fivesquare and Fivesquare Plus do the rest!
Please let me know what you think of this revolutionary new idea in Geo-location. After this brief survey, we’ll be available on iTunes. Thank you all for your input. This one’s been a long time coming. ~Mike
April 27, 2010 at 1:16 pm |
I think the cooled seats will be great for going commando in the summer. *sigh* No more sticking to the leg syndrome. sign me up
April 27, 2010 at 1:53 pm |
I’ll let you know as soon as it’s released! Thanks for ringin’ in! My best to to you…~Mike
April 27, 2010 at 1:12 pm |
Let’s take this next level! How about an app that measures the temperature of the scrotum?
April 27, 2010 at 1:16 pm |
We currently have a patent pending on something similar to that. Our Beta testers keep measuring right after they go swimming in the ocean (shrinkage), so we keep getting false readings. Will keep you advised. ~Mike
April 27, 2010 at 10:37 am |
Too funny! And going Commando is over-rated. Very uncomfortable.
April 27, 2010 at 11:25 am |
Even with Cooled seats like the Tahoe? ~Mike
April 27, 2010 at 9:43 am |
Man – I guess we should start wearing underwear .. 🙂
April 27, 2010 at 10:28 am |
As always, I support you in most if not all of your choices! Toast to Fivesquare at the next Twineup! ~Mike
April 26, 2010 at 6:23 pm |
Absolutely hysterical and I just downloaded it 🙂
April 27, 2010 at 10:26 am |
Please let me know your experience with it so we can get it out of Beta testing! ~MIke
April 26, 2010 at 5:23 pm |
ROTFLMAO!!! Love it Mike!! I for one, don’t care for foursquare and would live in fear of fivesquare. Makes me glad I don’t have a smartphone, no temptation, LOL!
April 27, 2010 at 10:25 am |
Thanks for ringin’ in. We’re having fun over here! ~Mike
April 26, 2010 at 5:21 pm |
you really need help. i like you though! 🙂
April 27, 2010 at 10:24 am |
Don’t blame me! You started me on this blogging thing! ~Mike